Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

on beans

Another way of saying "On god"

ayo im finna slide down on jimrocks block fo' talkin all that smacck, on beans.

by RimmySock August 10, 2019

Bean-Switch

A slur for Mexican-Americans

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”

by Crackston October 1, 2022

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025