cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014

fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.

"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

My cat is on fire

A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.

Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.

Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.

by Yo=yo master May 3, 2010

dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected

those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

by T_Termont June 5, 2019

big fat cat

a cat that is particularly fat, obese, and its owners don't see their cat has a problem

(kate) Barbara, that is one big fat cat!
(Barbara) WHAT? Nothing is wrong with my cat! He is not fat!

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Kitty Cat on a Bicycle

When a girl has a surprisingly long sexual history but you wouldn't know that by looking at her.

Like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that pussy might have racked up some high mileage, but it's still pretty adorable.

I found out my bookish girlfriend was really a Kitty Cat on a Bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.

by joefxd August 8, 2016