ass chicken

see dork.

a person who is silly or dumb at times.

also: switch the damn words around.

OMG, OMG...you ass chicken!!

by BenDover July 11, 2006

sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration

During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass

by Jack June 23, 2004

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass spelunker

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

jean ass

When a pair of jeans are worn by a girl they create the perfect apple shaped ass, but when they are removed the ass no longer retains the shape and sags or becomes flabby looking.

man that girl has a nice ass....No that girl has jean ass, or she has a case of the jean ass

by Jeremy Diver January 1, 2009

Ass Cum

1. Unpleasant result from anal intercourse in which the cum leeks from the anus, discolored with feces, and chunks of feces. Can often lead to Anal Cream Corn.

2. A mutation in which the Vas deferens are routed to the rectum, resulting in ejaculation out of ones asshole.

1. "Dude you just farted ass cum back onto my dick"

2. "I just blew a load of cum out of my ass", says guy 1
Guy 2 retorts,"That, my friend, is what we call ass cum."
Guy 3,"mine usually comes from my dick."
Guy 1 states,"My semen always came out of my ass."

by Coocher January 22, 2008

Raging Ass

The horrible adverse effects of eating at a Taco Bell in Mexico. Symptoms include with one day of horrible, horrible farting that you can't control and has the odor of garlic and strained peas mixed with whatever eaten in the last 48 hours. The second day, no symptoms, you feel fine. The third day, you become incontinent, spewing forth a dark brown foul substance with the consistency of chicken broth. This is EXTREMELY PAINFUL and the shit's temperature has been recorded at twice your body's internal. The constant crappage will not cease for a minimum of three days from hell.

Man, we had to carry a screaming, shitting Fred all the way to his hotel toilet and had to ditch his jeans in the lobby because they were too waterlogged and heavy! He didn't stop until he had crapped in several people's coffees, on dresses, on the concierge's desk, and all the way to his forth floor room. Unfortunately, we discovered he had died of Raging Ass

by Spencer Davis May 5, 2008