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Slut Wrecked

A stat of mental stupor and physical disarray as the result of having had excessive vigorous sex. Characterized by traits such as walking bow legged or unable to walk at all; smeared makeup; messy hair; dried semen on face, clothes, and/or in hair. Often a “good girl” having been Slut Wrecked will be unable to recall basic information such as her name, where she is, or when she last saw her panties.
Did you see her stumble out of Tyty’s room this morning? She either rode a wild horse through a field of Elmer’s Paste or that girl was slut wrecked!

Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
by Tyty7 July 12, 2024
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slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
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slumber slut

Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013
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lip slut

A beauty blogger who always posts provocative, up close photos of her lips on Instagram, usually with a phallic object in the frame, such as a tub of lip gloss.
This beauty blogger is only popular because she's such a lip slut.
by SpringBreak4Life June 12, 2018
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slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.
"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "
by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021
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Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
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