tugging on my nuts

If someone is really annoying you or just pissing you off they are “tugging on your nuts”

Girl: Can i have a dollar

Guy: Are you tugging on my nuts rn?

by Lj123;) November 30, 2021

Trini-deez nuts

when someone tries to say deez nuts to you. You can say Trini-deez nuts to make them turn five years old in a split second.

Friend: HAHA dragon deez nuts across your face
You: Trini-deez nuts
Friend: *turns five years old*
You: HAHAHA you're a small boy

by corn_hub January 22, 2022

Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Nut Fuck October

A parody of no nut November and destroy dick December where you have to nut 300 times in October.

Bob:Hey how is Nut Fuck October going for ya?
Joe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by NP101 November 4, 2018

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 5, 2022

whit the health nut

the badest, the prettiest, the oh so healthy whitbae... a serious health nut

Wow did you see whit the health nut today she looked HOT! but oh so healthy

by Mr. Harold October 17, 2017

maple wet nuts

sucking the balls of a canadian dude

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.

by ccandstees April 8, 2011