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Your Mom

A female who gets fucked by all of your male friends.
Boy : "Yoo I just fucked your mom!"
Boy 2 : "Please stop!"
by niggermomom April 21, 2019
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Mom

the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕
"I love me mom💕"said Natasha

"I love my mom too💕"said Daisy
by Queen NR April 22, 2019
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Mom

A person who drives a minivan and beats you with a belt. She can also raise you and be a soccer mom
by Yoboi_fred April 23, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom is more important than god
by Hwee111 April 29, 2019
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Mom

Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends
"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"

"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"
by A Homeboy April 29, 2019
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An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.
I have a mom, unlike kyle.
by dum hoe April 30, 2019
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Mom

Always being embarassing when talking to ur friends, likes to make your self esteem lower.
You're just like my mom!
by imdeafican'tseeyou April 30, 2019
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