Dirty Spatula

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015

Dirty Kylan

when you jizz on cinnamon rolls and tell her it’s just the icing

Guy: yeah dude, i totally gave her a dirty kylan today during breakfast. she didn’t even notice!

by michael butternuts June 6, 2020

DIRTY MONGOL

The act of forcefully beating your dick so hard, that it looks like Genghis Khan.

"That crusty slut Courtney, gave Cameron the worst dirty mongol last night, but he was asking for it"

by JigJew May 20, 2018

DIRTY AMBER

When your partner is not doing as you expect so you deficate on their bed to show your dominance, creating a Dirty Amber then blame your teacup yorkies when questioned.

I came back home after a break and saw a dirty amber on my pillow

by JusticeforJohnny May 18, 2022

Dirty Corben

When you fill a shot glass with cum, make your girl eat it, then jerk off your friend Ethan with the bend of your knee until he blows his load all over the cat he’s about to eat

Dude I just Dirty Corbened my friends mom

by Cockben May 24, 2020

Dirty Hamish

when a man puts his index finger in an anus at the pub

Oh man, I was at the Oxford and got dirty hamished

by booze poos May 5, 2020

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011