Skip to main content

Joe

Most beautiful man you will ever meet,inside and outside.
Great taste of humor,protects and cares deeply about the ones he loves. He will do anything to make you happy and show you everything you missed out on,will make you have a lot of orgasms tho.
He will worry about you a lot,he's very sensitive but hides it well. Sometimes a bit complicated feelings,learn to read between the lines.If you find a Joe,don't let him go,listen to him and his life changing ideas,ask him about brain-melting things and fall in love with him. Don't hurt him,he only deserves love,and a good night of sleep for once.
Rebecca: so how do you feel about Joe?
Kriss: i think i am in love with Joe
by Imapickyeatersorry November 22, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe

Me:hey Joe
Joe:what?
Me: Ur a shit head
Joe: what did I doo
by Redxty83 September 17, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe

Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.
he did a joe all over the wall
by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
mugGet the Joe Effect mug.

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
mugGet the Sloppy Joe Biden mug.

joe Starns

A known o.G. from the 502 dudes, put their bitches up when he comes around and after he leaves he is all thats talked about.always the topic of conversation.
Don’t be no joe Starns men stop checkin out my chick
by Wouldent you like to know hoe December 15, 2023
mugGet the joe Starns mug.

worker man joe

a hot guy with a large dick, who is good at finger banging
ashley: dang the guy i went out with last night is such a worker man joe... definitely getting a second date
by truestbeyotch February 20, 2017
mugGet the worker man joe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email