Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s
by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.
A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
by T. Nelson, USAF May 12, 2014

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
by modhek May 25, 2021
