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epik packit

The Pill Cosby of chat. He wants to put his pillin' in the puddin', until the puddin' goes pop, he's poppin' his puddin' until she says STOP. Keep your children away from this man. Hell, the rest of your family too. He thinks he is slick and can easily manipulate people. He will turn his back on you when it benefits him. Do not be fooled by the way he acts. This has been a service announcement.
Run away, run away, epik packit is here to try to turn you gay!
by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
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Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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Pasco Pocket

Origin: Pasco County, Florida — the only place where hiding meth in your hoo-ha is considered a survival skill.

Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.

Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”

Example Sentences:

“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”

“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”

“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”

Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!
by Okok32 July 13, 2025
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Fudge Packer

A gay guy who’s really gay. Considered derogatory but gays say it a lot.
by Bat loving fudge packer July 17, 2025
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Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss
Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025
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Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.
I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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