tugging on my nuts

If someone is really annoying you or just pissing you off they are “tugging on your nuts”

Girl: Can i have a dollar

Guy: Are you tugging on my nuts rn?

by Lj123;) November 30, 2021

Last Nut October

Last Nut October, specifically October 24th-31st, is a special seven days to bust your final nuts before No Nut November. This timeframe is also called "No Nut November Preseason." Some refute this practice, simply for the possibility of being better prepared.

"Gotta celebrate Last Nut October before NNN comes!"
"What do you mean Last Nut October? Oh, that's right..."

by IYM November 3, 2020

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

Reverse-Nut Clarity

Blowing a load and realizing the feelings are real

Reverse-Nut Clarity set in and I starting looking at Etsy wedding rings

by buunnyrainy February 8, 2022

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

Bubba’s premium nut’s

Are a new brand of premium nut’s by bubba. We sell weird exotic nut’s, also we sell nut juices.

I am sitting on a bed eating bubba’s premium nut’s

by Bubba’s nut June 20, 2019

Nut Fuck October

A parody of no nut November and destroy dick December where you have to nut 300 times in October.

Bob:Hey how is Nut Fuck October going for ya?
Joe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by NP101 November 4, 2018