hoodrat mom 

An incredibly silly person, that I decided should be my mom

Wow heather is such a hoodrat mom

hoodrat mom by Squad Kobe October 13, 2015

snowplow mom 

A woman of age whom, before engaging in sexual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine

Mrs. Robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning... Maybe she's a snowplow mom.

snowplow mom by Crisperz December 12, 2015

snowplow mom 

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

snowplow mom by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

postcard mom 

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.

Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.

postcard mom by McEEK January 3, 2016

casserole mom 

The type of mom who is preferably single, and loves to proclaim that she makes a mean casserole

Have you seen her mom? She's such a casserole mom.

casserole mom by ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ March 2, 2016

Casserole mom 

A mother who lacks all creativity and throws random food in a pan and slaps it in the oven

"My casserole mom made tater tot casserole tonight, that's three nights in a row."

Casserole mom by Cneedy218 March 3, 2016

hipster mom 

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

hipster mom by TheBestBird April 8, 2016