samuel martinez

kristina’s husband

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”

by tsumikii June 20, 2024

Stuthi Martin

The most beautiful girl in The World, also my future wife.

Stuthi Martin is the most amazing girl in The World.

by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024

Stuthi Martin

A goddess in the form of the most beautiful being in The World, also my future wife!

Stuthi Martin is the love of my life.

by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024

Melanie Martinez

The definition of dichotomy and duality.
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"Im the definition of dichotomy, duality."
- Field trip, Melanie Martinez

by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024

Melanie martinez

The most amazing and beautiful celebrity. An amazing writer and singer,blessed with the voice of an angel. Writer of songs with deep, sentimental meanings. Eg: sippy cup,lunchbox friends,orange juice and void. Her albums include "crybaby" (2015), k-12 (2019) and portals (2023)
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3

Person 1: "hey do you listen to Melanie Martinez?"
Person 2. "All the best people are crazy."

by Leah_the_3arthl1ng January 14, 2025

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise

"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025