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James

A quirked up white boy that knows how to bust it down sexual style and is goted with the sauce.
He is hairy, hates women, and is a little racist.
He loves moms "his idol is Young gravy".
And he acts a little sus with his homies.
Hey man who is that leaving your mom's. Oh thats just james.
by Thefamedjames October 18, 2022
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James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel

James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?

Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
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James Shanahan

James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.

James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.

Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.

But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
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james

after a night with james you will be in love
by jamerton1523 December 11, 2018
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James Charles

That gay who says ¨hi sisters¨ 24/7
person 1: omg i think i saw a ghost in your house?
person 2: nah, that's just james charles

James Charles with the gayest voice ever: Hi sisters
by doodimurmom May 23, 2020
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The hard working Seth James

A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
Wow thats The hard working Seth James
by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022
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