While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009
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by Sweasel September 7, 2007
Get the white trash pizza mug.One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots
Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Instagram
Twitter
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"
iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots
Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"
"Did you see Skylar's Snapchat story?"
"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."
"So common white girl of her!"
"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."
"So common white girl of her!"
by Alpha Alex October 18, 2014
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I hate george bush because he is married to white chocolate.
Oprah winfrey is white chocolate.
Eminem is black chocolate.
Oprah winfrey is white chocolate.
Eminem is black chocolate.
by P00 H3aD December 28, 2005
Get the white chocolate mug.A person can be male or female of any age who is petulant, wasteful, and loose in their morals, and usually a shitty parent who is self centered and can give two shits about their children who are often left with sitters. They typically behave in ways that are not considered appropriate for their social standing, date losers without jobs, and often flaunt their money (their parents money) around openly. Usually born into a wealthy family they have no self earned wealth. They often lead excessive and wasteful lives supported by someone else's wealth other than their own.
"All she talked about at lunch was how much money she spent at Frock Candy, she even brought the receipt to show us, what a piece of rich trash."
"She insists on showing off her new Panaroma that she bought for her unemployed bf, she wonders why everyone thinks she's rich trash, little does she know that car looks like a roach."
"All she talked about at lunch was how much money she spent at Frock Candy, she even brought the receipt to show us, what a piece of rich trash."
"She insists on showing off her new Panaroma that she bought for her unemployed bf, she wonders why everyone thinks she's rich trash, little does she know that car looks like a roach."
by Abita Strawberry June 4, 2014
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