Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Zoom Strike Gaming

retard

Zoom Strike Gaming is retarded

by Hyperbirdy3 November 30, 2024

Zoom

A term used to describe the act of a cow passing gas (farting).

As the herd grazed peacefully, one cow let out a loud zoom, startling the others

by Joesamy8 February 5, 2025

zoom

fast noise

*zoom*

by Meriam-Websterr November 2, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020