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Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
by travmagi December 14, 2019
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wizards gift

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."
by Jeynox April 13, 2018
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hole wizard

man ! Brandons a hole wizard !
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sneaky wizard

The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".
I'm gonna pull the sneaky wizard tonight on my girl.
by SneakyWarlock69 June 26, 2016
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wizard sleeve

In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.
B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.
by CS:GO Callouts Instructor January 6, 2022
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sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand
by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008
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Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.
Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"
by J-Darsh March 14, 2009
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