by pusylover69669 February 26, 2019
In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*
Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.
Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.
Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.
Joe 2: ...What?
Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.
*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.
Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.
Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.
Joe 2: ...What?
Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.
*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
by travmagi December 14, 2019
A drinking game in which participants make a Wizard Stick or Wizard Staff by stacking cans on top of eachother and taping them together with Gaffer or Duct tape. When a participants wizard stick becomes taller then themselves they become a wizard.
Person A: Man I'm awesome, I totally became a wizard last night.
Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.
Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.
Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
by herbie666 July 19, 2010
In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.
B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.
by CS:GO Callouts Instructor January 07, 2022
The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".
by SneakyWarlock69 April 04, 2016
by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008
The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.
by J-Darsh November 03, 2008