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George Washington University 

The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.

The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.

I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
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University of Washington 

A Washington university located in Seattle, founded in 1861. Best known for the worst football season in college sports history, when they failed to win a single game in 2008.
Did you hear that famous serial killer Ted Bundy went to the University of Washington?

George Washington 

The name of a nuclear powered US aircraft carrier. Namely the sixth carrier in the Nimitz-class and (obviously) christened after the first president of the United States. The official name is USS George Washington (CVN-73)
The USS George Washington is a ship that is still in active duty.
George Washington by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

george washington 

this bitch pulled the teeth from his slaves and made it into his own dentures.
george washington*with slave teeth*: like my grill
person: those ain’t yo teeth bro
george washington by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth
"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington

Pull a George Washington

Thizzel Washington 

The mac named Dre. Super hyphy mentally distribed Bothers people and get on peoples Nevers. Sideshows is wut we do
come out a play we do it like we do it nigga out in the bay

RIP Mac Named Dre
THizzel Washington.
"I dust my self off like I stole third a skinny nigga gigging with no shirt" Thizzel Washington macaframala skinny bitch puss tight.