Left Wanker

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015

titty wanker

Someone who masturbates womens' breasts to make milk squirt out. Can be used as an insult to show a man's ass kissing.

That guy is such a titty wanker for that chick.

by dictionaryfiend December 15, 2012

Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent

He's such a posh wanker

by Not peak jess March 4, 2017

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016

Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment

Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"

by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018

Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker

Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."

by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015