vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia April 6, 2011

Vanessa

Vanessa, a chimichanga who is covered in ranch and is licking honey mustard off of peoples toes.

Vanessa the spicy chimichanga.

by mangotango134 October 3, 2017

vanessa

a bad bitch. she a little fake but she says she isn't, she still cool thought. she don't have no drama.

Vanessa looking like the baddest bitch today.

by annakayff August 28, 2017

vaneh

to be or be associated with gypsies

vaneh was such a gypsy she could not define the word responsible.

by MsYOO1 July 3, 2010

Vanessa

Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.

Vanessa is one BAD donkey!!

Are those tripple D's?

reply: Yes they are.

by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018

Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017