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turdsterstudell

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.
I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.
by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024
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turds and kinkos

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos
by Jacksome July 7, 2024
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Turdildo

A dildo crafted by shitting into a condom and freezing it.
I can't wait to use the turdildo tonight! I hope I can cum before it melts!
by Psilø April 25, 2024
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Turdskull

Most criminals are turdskulls
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) May 1, 2024
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turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.
Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.
by jpry May 21, 2024
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TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
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Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.
Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.
by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025
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