Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

trigger-bite

a word to discribe anything so ugly it makes you want to pull out a gun, put it to your mouth and BOOM!!! pull the trigger.

already suicidle guy: ohhh my fucking god

suicidle guys friend: what? what?

already suicidle guy: that girl she is such a trigger-bite

suicidle guys friend: holy shit IS that really a girl.......dude dont do it... dude NOOOOOOO!!!!!

already suicidle guys brains:BOOM!!! "shuish"

suicidle guys friend: ohhhh dam...... (to bar tender)can i can a Captain?

by numz February 21, 2008

Triggered

Triggered: A person who is extremely offended and mad at the same time.

Person 1: I am only human.
Person 2: (huMAN, Triggering intensifies) now i am fu***ng triggered.

by 121313131313god1121212131313 December 8, 2016

Triggered

when someone is mad or insane

she is triggered

by The one and only pusheen December 9, 2016

Triggered

When you see or hear something you don't like and want to silence/remove it.

We had to remove it, she/he became triggered.

by I am Dat Boi December 9, 2016

Triggerous

Something's ability to trigger, or be triggering. Generally used for dramatic effect or as an expression of anger.

"This exam is so triggerous, it makes me feel like I'm in high school"

"I don't have the energy for this triggerous weather today."

Originating from Brandeis University: "The Rabb steps are so TRIGGEROUS!"

by Coffeluver988888 November 13, 2018

ass trigger

That which turns one into a total ass, seemingly out of nowhere.

"That guy? Don't buy him shots of whiskey, that's his ass trigger."

by AssTrigger July 9, 2017