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atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
by masteroffire January 16, 2013
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Zoo Train

The last train exiting a city and bound for the lower socio-economic suburbs, especially after Friday & Saturday nights.
Although comprising of some decent folk who've had a shandy or two, this train service ferries large numbers of drunk juvenile and young adult non-paying patrons back home from the previous evening's shady dealings, train station fight-clubs & various local pillages.
Catch an earlier train if you can.
The Zoo Train was full of cack.

The DCP would have their work cut out for them on this Zoo Train.

Why do half of these kids have a goon bag? It's like a Zoo on this Train!
by grizzlaa May 10, 2013
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Tinkle Train

Where In a public setting such as restaurant or bar, multiple women at a table(s), usually friends or acquaintances, will get up to use the restroom at the same time, forming a single file line through the restaurant/bar to the ladies room. Men have no problem going to the restroom by themselves, but women like to go in groups.
Shortly before the dinner show began, all the women at our table decided to go to the ladies room and formed a tinkle train through the club.
by jwick4896 February 15, 2014
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Ebola Train

An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.

Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.

It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.
Look at those poor bastards riding the Ebola train into Liberia.
by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014
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Bear train

When three large, Hairy, Gay men run a train on one another.
Did you see Ricky, He cant walk right from that Bear train last night.
by Devon T January 28, 2018
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fist train

Carpal penetration of a sexual nature involving several participants in overalls, also used to describe the formidability of an obstacle or performance
We were running a fist train in that boss battle.
by Gregory Peck Jr February 26, 2018
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My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
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