Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.
Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
by Eaton Holgoode April 01, 2014
I don't really worry about head week anymore, I just pull the plug and lay the towel down.
"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."
"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."
"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."
"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."
by thereal801 June 06, 2009
The dark towel one puts down for their lady when it's naughty times as she is having her period. Used to avoid getting blood anywhere.
by DYNAMITE BOY May 31, 2009
1. A towel used to piss in
2. A Pizza Tower mod that repaints the game with memes and sound effects. Known in the community cause the creator "Denchick" is transphobic, racist, and pedophiliac. The mod was cancelled some time around August 4th 2023
2. A Pizza Tower mod that repaints the game with memes and sound effects. Known in the community cause the creator "Denchick" is transphobic, racist, and pedophiliac. The mod was cancelled some time around August 4th 2023
1. Did you pee in your Piss Towel today? Yea gotta do what you gotta do.
2. Did you hear about the Piss Towel cancellation? Yea that was a mod I was waiting to release.
2. Did you hear about the Piss Towel cancellation? Yea that was a mod I was waiting to release.
by Quoog August 06, 2023
After a man cums you get a washcloth and run warm water over it, ring it out and wipe off the excess cum. Gentally massasing balls and shaft.
by Juddyduval April 09, 2016
Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".
"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."
by doomed one April 24, 2008