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Torrie

A cheating ass slut who sucks cum like a vacuum cleaner.
Look, it's Torrie the cum dumpster.
by CumDumpster II January 7, 2016
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snapshot tourism

to go on a tour and take a quick snapshot experience of a tourist attraction, not even beginning to experience anything beyond the viewfinder.
Nick- I want to go on a european trip of backpacking and hitchhicking.
Matt- Thats a great idea, just don't partake in any snapshot tourism.
Nick- Don't worry, Im not one of those people.
by nick pryde March 19, 2006
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The Tourist

A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps.

Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.

Step 2: Seduce said bitch.

Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.

Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.

Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.

There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
"You wont believe it, Betty. I was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, Im pregnant. I hate The Tourist"!

"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."
by Teh Fader March 20, 2008
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torrid

Intolerably lengthy, demanding or dull.
He's writing a book about the history of the semi-colon, you say? Torrid!

I've had a torrid afternoon at the photocopyer.
by Johnson's Johnson May 5, 2005
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Ryan Torres

My bf so fuck off .......
My Ryan is amazing, sweet, and the cutest guy you will ever meet. I love him sooo much. He doesn't understand how handsome and/or hot he is cause how self conscious he is. I love you silly
Kylie: Ryan Torres (aka my bf) is the best

Some girl: Damn he's hot
Kylie: *Punches girl in the face*
by @kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 1, 2019
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Jonathan Torres

He would look like he’s a nice person but would soon turn out that he’s a bad, guy to be with. He would say bad stuff to anyone he’s around. Would always get mad at anything and blame others. He could also be in toxic relationship. with a girl name Sarah if he gets lucky but we would never know.
Don’t be a Jonathan Torres. don’t rage alright
Please don’t be a Jonathan Torres
by WeCanLoveThem April 12, 2019
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Alexis Torres

Alexis Torres is the most prettiest girl ever and she is smart, funny, caring, person ever and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her because at the end of the day she still going to be her goofy, caring, and loving self and people hate her cuz they can’t be her.!!
You need to find a girl like Alexis Torres
by aireona🤩 November 6, 2019
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