shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008
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Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing
"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"
by eski4893028 October 28, 2007
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Shank

like a 'nad shot...hurts real bad
gonna mutha-fuckin shank ya!
by kleinesMADchen October 23, 2006
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Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.
Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!
by CalDude JR June 01, 2010
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shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.
Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off
by RC_KC 87 October 08, 2010
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verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".
"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"
by venomlash April 05, 2009
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Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty
I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.
by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017
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