Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Tickle in the anus

To be a constant or great annoyance to a single or a group of individuals.

That kid won't stop coming over and trying to talk to us.

I know he's such a tickle in the anus!

I hate when Joe sticks my borrowed pencil up his nose and then tries to return it to me.

I feel you bro, he's such a tickle in the anus.

by Alejandro December 7, 2014

swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out

hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.

by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011

Tickling The Monkey

When the male scrotum goes unshaven for an extended period of time. This then causes an itching sensation. The act of scratching the hairy scrotum is known as ticking the monkey. This due to the resemblance a hairy scrotum has to a monkey.

“Me and my girl were watching a movie and she was tickling the monkey.”

by Bill Bob Boo July 12, 2022

Eel Tickle

When you hold an eel by tweezers and wave it around in your ass. For more pleasure release the eel inside your body.

Wanna Eel tickle? Got a fiesty one in the back!

by Rozdog D January 17, 2015

Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.

Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.

by TheKiddIV March 25, 2010