thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.

Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.

by Jarrellday November 8, 2017

Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle

My thirsty poodle is tucked away

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

thirsty hamster

The act of a laying across a sunroof while your partner gives you a blow job.

Dude my girl gave me a thirsty hamster last night.

by Jerden97 February 21, 2024

Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.

I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane…

by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022

Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”

Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.

by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024

Thirsty comment

When someone makes a sleazy, sexually inappropriate comment on someone’s photo or post.

Did you see all those thirsty comments on her photo.

by Jay.jay88 August 9, 2021

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024