weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.

David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!

by outlaw pr June 12, 2010

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Vampire King

A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.

"Did you see the way that Vampire King killed the shit out of that guy; it was fucking insane."

by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

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Vampire Smoker

This generally happens when you have a person, claiming to be a stoner, that is too scared to smoke marijuana while there parents are still awake. This usually happens because the individual thinks it is cool to be a pot smoker but they are scared of their parents finding out, so they only come out to smoke at night, much like a vampire would, this resulting in a "Vampire Smoker".

Jedidiah says "Hey Jepeto, its 420, lez get blazed foo"
Jepeto replies " I can't yet man, I am scared my parents will notice when I get home. But we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? You know I'm a true stoner."
Jedidiah exclaims " Hell nah, you a god damn Vampire Smoker like everyone else, I am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. I'm out."

by D dubz from A town October 07, 2008

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