Thanos

Thanos want dem rockie thingy

I am inevitable. -Thanos

by Sibaboy August 16, 2019

Thanos

*snap*

Thanos: *snap*
50% of every person on the planet: oh god oh fuck-

by luukieoost1 September 12, 2019

thanos

evil space grape on the search for shiny rocks for his gold oven mit

thanos is evil

by connie is good June 21, 2019

The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.

Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*

by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022

Thanos

Thanos is a big penis

thanos is a big penis with flowers

by Elon Musk69 November 23, 2021

Thanos

An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?

by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021

Thanos

a big hedgehog looking for 6 chaos emeralds

thanos, how i hate him.

by Subb#5054 April 29, 2019