Anchorage steamer

A.K.A. a sarahpalindrome. Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you, while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness. To turn any criticism of you into persecution of you, while still very casually being able to dismiss a pretty large portion of America. Declaring yourself the victim of something, even as you, yourself do exactly what you're accusing people of.
In a situation like we have just faced in these last eight days of being falsely accused of being an accessory to murder, I and others need to make sure that we too are shedding true -- shedding light on truth… Lives were lost, people were injured, a crazed gunman that I and you and others had nothing to do with influencing him. He is the sole person, I believe, to blame in this… An apolitical or perhaps even left-leaning criminal who killed these innocents.

That was a long way to go for her to just make a Anchorage steamer.

Well, I have repeated over and over my condemnation of violence and specifically trying to explain that when we talk about being 'up in arms', we're talking about getting to the voting booth… That is 'our arms', but that was frustrating… Those on the left hate my message and they'll do all that they can to stop me… There are many on the left, many critics, who don't want, for instance Congress, to buckle down, get back to work -- there's this trifecta thing going on in our country right now that's going to bring America to her knees… Those on the left, if it weren't for their double standards, they'd have no standards.

Wow, that was one, long Anchorage steamer! Do any of her fans ever get it?
by Smedley Butler January 19, 2011
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Penske Steamer

When you volunteer to help a friend "pack a couple of boxes" for a move, and then get roped into something completely outrageous. Like driving a moving truck full of his shit cross country because the fool didn't get a big enough truck in the first place, needed to rent another one from Penske, and didn't have anyone else stupid enough to drive the damn thing. Jesus H Christ!!!!
Karl asked his buddy to help him "pack a few boxes" for a move, and then proceeded to give him the ole Penske Steamer.
by Dubble Trubble August 22, 2007
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TPS Steamer

When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.
Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….
by TPF_Benny April 01, 2010
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mississippi steamer

When you put a plastic bag on your partner's head then take a dump on their face.
"Yesterday I took my girl to my house and had a big mississippi steamer on her head."
by Bizatch January 03, 2005
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French Steamer

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know
by TheTwenty October 20, 2010
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The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.
Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.
by Miller July 18, 2005
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Cleavland Steamer

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.
"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"
by Sexy Poo Dude December 30, 2006
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