by mike headmon January 04, 2009
Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).
You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.
by mwalimu March 20, 2008
Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.
But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!
by SS January 22, 2004
by Persian Batman May 04, 2003
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
by Ziggy Volten January 20, 2010
see quisnos commercials
by marty donnellon March 31, 2004