Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women
by Cary Grants April 12, 2020
Get the Hankmug. For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.
Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
Get the hank greenmug. by clownzees December 12, 2021
Get the Hankmug. One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.
Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Pick me type of boy.
Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Wow HANk he has no Brain cells
by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021
Get the Hankmug. a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.
by Savage legend July 6, 2017
Get the Hank Gisselmanmug. The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.
by Harry kidace September 5, 2016
Get the hanks breakmug. Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.
Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person
Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.
Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person
Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.
Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
Get the Hankmug.