Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders
E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.
by Clever Guard April 17, 2025
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Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.
Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025
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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 08, 2022
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Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.
Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."
by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021
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Nose Guard

Individuals defending YouTuber turned coke head Nick Rekieta in the face of his arrest for drug possession and child endangerment.
The Nose Guards are covering for Nick again.
by B.E.C.O. May 30, 2024
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JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.
1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."
by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017
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Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org
Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!
by G2 July 12, 2003
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