The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina
WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017
Get the labour (birth)mug. Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
Get the Home Birthmug. by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020
Get the The person who birthed youmug. When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
Get the Turkish Multi-Birthmug. 
when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025
Get the mortgage birthmug. When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025
Get the Sea Birthmug.