charlie-baker

a charlie baker is that one kid who wears shorts all the time. It doesn't matter how cold it is, charlie-bakers will never wear long pants.

That kid Steve is such a charlie-baker. He always wears shorts.

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow February 21, 2017

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018

BAKER'S DOZEN

SELF IMPOSED SEXUAL "GOAL" THAT REQUIRES ONE OF PARTICIPANTS TO ORGASM TWELVE TIMES BEFORE THE OTHER DOES ONCE. USED MAINLY BY THOSE WHO LIKE TO GIVE MORE THAN RECEIVE.

I live by the Baker's Dozen Rule.... You have to orgasm twelve times before I get to once.

by BLACKWIDOWLIVEZ September 28, 2017

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

Bad Breath Baker

P.U.

What type of odor-producing bacteria is growing in your mouth? It smells almost as awful as Bad Breath Baker!

by KingRhino December 13, 2022

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021

Monique Alison Baker

Monique is a traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She has the most amazing personality, so funny but out there at times. She can turn you from the worst of moods to being happy once again. Monique has the perfect body, so smooth and moth watering and the cutest smile and laugh you could come across. She is so easy to get along with and is loved by many. Any guy lucky enough to be with her needs to treat her right because she is a one of a kind, the most beautiful of all girls you will ever come across. The guy she is with at the moment is the luckiest guy in the world and will never leave her because she is the most important thing in his life and she makes him happier than he has ever been before and when he is with Monique he cant help but smile and stare at her beauty.

<3 <3 <3 Monique Alison Baker <3 <3 <3

beautiful perfect cutest Monique Alison Baker

by T.J.M January 10, 2012