Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.
My boss is an Alpha-Douche
by TTsadfasdf51321321321asdf June 15, 2018
The leader above the Alpha Male. The one that really runs the show when the alphas think they do. Usually defined as the “Wife” of the household.
by iiProPanda September 20, 2020
IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 26, 2019
by kr1305 May 27, 2010
Jake is such an alpha drunk
by Billbobjimmy January 20, 2016
When your girlfriend says "out for blood" and you mistake it for "alpha blood" and decide to make it a whole thing and create a definition for it on urban dictionary. Now, this will become a trend. Everyone will start using it and it will be a symbol of virility, strength, resolve and the unbreakable nature of human character.
Her: "*speaking through nose from a cold* wow, $100! That utility company is out for blood"
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."
by The definatorrrrr May 04, 2022
Joe: Wow, you’re such an alpha grub. I can’t believe you have the body count of 69!
Mama: I know I am.
Mama: I know I am.
by mmmmmmdrywall December 06, 2019