by Girth_Quake February 20, 2014
#1. The face says it all.
#2. Happens to be arabic but looks tamil.
#3. His fucking dark soul.
#4. His taste in women. i.e. mother of baby.
#5. Eczema all over his duty body.
#6. Talks so much shit over the internet but never has anything to show for.
#7. His pockets are ugly because their always empty, if you know what I mean.
#8. The way that he talks because even if he was a gangster-wanna be, if he was cute? Girls would lowe it but he's so ugly and acts gangster-ish that it makes him look like a cheap hobo.
#9. His life is ugly because it's going no where.
#10. His hair line.
#11. His penis... I'm sure of it because his babymoms left him for an enrique.
#12. All he wears is "It's nippy in the fucking north shirts" (Nippy in the North is related to local rappers within the GTA of the city of Toronto)
#13. His eyes look like a grim reaper.
#14. His scent is ugly because he smells like a camel who fucked a skunk in the ass.
#15. Enough said.
#2. Happens to be arabic but looks tamil.
#3. His fucking dark soul.
#4. His taste in women. i.e. mother of baby.
#5. Eczema all over his duty body.
#6. Talks so much shit over the internet but never has anything to show for.
#7. His pockets are ugly because their always empty, if you know what I mean.
#8. The way that he talks because even if he was a gangster-wanna be, if he was cute? Girls would lowe it but he's so ugly and acts gangster-ish that it makes him look like a cheap hobo.
#9. His life is ugly because it's going no where.
#10. His hair line.
#11. His penis... I'm sure of it because his babymoms left him for an enrique.
#12. All he wears is "It's nippy in the fucking north shirts" (Nippy in the North is related to local rappers within the GTA of the city of Toronto)
#13. His eyes look like a grim reaper.
#14. His scent is ugly because he smells like a camel who fucked a skunk in the ass.
#15. Enough said.
by FEATHERDUSTER69 August 19, 2011
An animated show about The Department of Integration, in both a fictional government agency and version of New York City. The show focuses on Mark Lilly, a new employee at said department, and also often shows his alcoholic wizard work partner Leonard Powers, his zombie roommate Randall Skeffington, and his demon girlfriend Callie Maggotbone (voiced by the incredibly hot Natasha Leggero). Its pointless as hell, has characters you would kill if you had to deal with them on a daily basis, and the fact the show will never establish a plot that makes sense (which isn't saying it doesn't maintain one, its just too crazy to understand). Its like The Office... its so unrealistic its hilarious.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
In the pilot episode of Ugly Americans: The Birdman flew over the building and crapped on Mark's head, when complaining to the Birdman, the Birdman simply replied "SUCK MY BALLS!". As it would seem crude, The Birdman Language actually consists of over 500 ways of saying suck my balls, with each way having a different definition. This Testicular Reference Language is later revealed in the season.
by dt520 January 15, 2011
adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
by earpuller September 26, 2005
by courtney&lu December 14, 2010
A man who is named as an uncle but is not actually related to the person. Ugly Uncles are normally a group of old friends who have grown old together and spend their days drinking beer, talking shit and giving out unsolicited advice to others. Ugly Uncles often fall asleep in their chair after too many drinks, often loose belongings such as hearing aids and have been known to pick up the wrong personal items (such as phones and wallets) when they leave a social event.
Who's that licking the floor over there? That's Phil he's one of the ugly uncles, don't take too much notice, it only encourages him to continue acting like a twat.
by spark_of_the_light_2020 April 30, 2019