Purple Smurf

A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.

G'nap g'nap!! G'nap g'nap!!

by napper August 14, 2004

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 04, 2009

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 17, 2008

Smurf

The true name for Sydney FC players and supporters. They wear sky blue, are shite football (soccer) players and shag their mothers.

Qld Supporter: "Farkin smurf!"

by catelynntheziggy October 12, 2008

Drunky Smurf

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009

smurf village

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

by ad s June 20, 2014

cock-smurf

A person addicted to cock

John is a cock-smurf

by Karl (England) October 18, 2006