Luke

A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.

He's such a Luke/

by THATbitch6669996900000000 March 9, 2020

Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp

Look at that simp Luke back in the friend zone

by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020

Luke

A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping

"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"

by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020

Luke

The word for the biggest shithouse on the planet.

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke

by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.

How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"

by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020

Luke

is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks

luke is the biggest doo doo head ever

by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020