A sexual technique that sees a man "joust " a woman by running down a hallway into a bedroom full speed with an erection and attempt to penetrate her.
by WickedGT October 12, 2019
Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
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by S4VAG3 August 01, 2022
Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.
To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 07, 2021
by DragonStalker May 09, 2023