Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

by AFC_Nick August 1, 2021

ass for grass

When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.

Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha

Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass

by Yeaaa098 June 12, 2017

Step on grass

You say this to someone who is so obsessed in the internet and has no life outside of it. Someone who stays inside his room to make drama in the internet instead of going outside to step on grass and enjoy life.

Fat man: you are suck and loser
You: my guy you should really step on grass and get a life.

by Æï July 6, 2021

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 19, 2023