tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Step on grass

You say this to someone who is so obsessed in the internet and has no life outside of it. Someone who stays inside his room to make drama in the internet instead of going outside to step on grass and enjoy life.

Fat man: you are suck and loser
You: my guy you should really step on grass and get a life.

by Æï July 6, 2021

Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

by AFC_Nick August 1, 2021

grass hailer

A person who likes to make fights

That guy is such a grass hailer

by Animal info March 3, 2017

grass parrot

Aussie slang for a Green Parrot.

Oi Shazza! The fuckin grass parrots are in me yard again!

by BazzaVB December 12, 2017

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015