Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
by hugsnotdrugs420 December 21, 2017
Get the Field Hockeymug. Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
by Tommy Toolio May 18, 2005
Get the Jacobs Fieldmug. "hey let me grab your ass and show you how to hit balls with sticks." "no i dont want to play field hockey cause i am not a lesbo."
by betch please February 11, 2008
Get the field hockeymug. One who is incapable of admitting wrong doing or who has been there and done that better than anyone you know.
"He is so arrogant his fallice field blocked out all common sense."
"He is so arrogant his fallice field blocked out all common sense."
by SlimPickins4all September 5, 2011
Get the Fallice Fieldmug. a boy who tends to look like justin bieber and lead girls on, usually a pussy and tends to say k alot
by asdfghjklasdfasdfgreyjhtsrjyth October 22, 2011
Get the Daryl fieldingmug. A collection of two or more people getting drunk in a field due to lack of party facilities. Usually at an inappropriate time of day.
Steve: totally hit up the field smash yesterday
Sarah: Field smash? you are such a Steve! (see steve)
Sarah: Field smash? you are such a Steve! (see steve)
by Addizle March 20, 2008
Get the Field Smashmug. A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.
by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011
Get the Fields Landingmug.