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Fairy godfather

Did you see that geezer Joe? What a fairy godfather!
by Sniper770 June 24, 2016
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dairy fairy

a gay person who likes to look at girls boobs because there are either huge or just entertaining.

dairy because milk comes out of a girls boob when they have a baby and fairy because its a gay guy.
in honor of cooper
person 1" what are you looking at?"
person 2" her big boobs"
person 1"but your gay"
person 2" so?"
person 1" your a dairy fairy"
by miss violet October 29, 2006
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Lawn Fairies

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns
by jon the baptist May 10, 2008
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Fairy Shit

Usually used as a term to define the mindset of someone (usually a simpleton) who insists that everyone should live in a magical fairy tale world where everyone shares tofu and sugar free snacks and reads fairy tales to each other. The term is also used to define someone who believes that the big bad wolf will get them if they don't ban all non G rated movies.
Good God, if I ever have to listen to her fairy shit banter about why we should ban dodge ball, I'm going to hang myself by my spinal cord.
by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 14, 2009
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Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.
It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!
by Dan Brew August 13, 2006
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Fairy Fucker

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer
1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!
by Barlow! January 3, 2009
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Fairy boy

A fairy boy is a nice, kind boy you may also be feminine and that’s fabulous.
You’re honestly a fairy boy!l
Thanks!”
by a fabulous person December 1, 2017
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