by banga July 14, 2005
"Why is that guy such an obnoxious asshole" the man asked. "O him, he's a Duke Fan" his friend replied. "O that makes sense they suck"
by Sett E. Lonav April 06, 2010
Duke is a private college located in Durham, NC.The school is prominent in the areas of medicine, and finance, with a respected liberal arts program.Most students at the school hail from well to do families in southern Virginia, Long Island, North Jersey, and the suburbs of Washington DC (VA and MD).Duke is also well known for enrolling a large amount of international students with exotic last names. In particular India and China have become a minor league for future Duke students, as Paragashian or Xiang Huang are the most prevalent last names on campus. The most common first names for males on campus are Skyler, Schmidt, Lance, Bruer, and Graham. Most Caucasian students on campus are descendants of the Hohenzollern and Habsburg monarchs of Germany. Few Catholics are welcome at Duke, but Jews of great wealth are generally encouraged. Graduating students historically have great success finding jobs, with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan hiring 65% of all undergrads. Dukes location in Durham has never worked well. Since Durham is dominantly black, the wealthy Duke undergraduates often amuse themselves by demeaning the "inferior negroes." The best known example of a Duke student is Andrew Guliani, son of "911 hero/douchebag" Rudy Guliani. Andrew is well known for his expulsion from the men's golf team for: "a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer."
"Holy shit look at Lance and Bruer wrestle in their boxers on the ground with Schmidty! When these guys are drunk off Samuel Adams Winter Ale, they can make dorm parties at Duke University so much fun.
by Briar Cliff Rough Rider February 08, 2010
Duke TIP is a summer program for super fucking awesome/intelligent teenagers at multiple college campuses that is largely regarded as the best thing that ever happened to anyone who has ever gone.
by TIPlet August 15, 2009
when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 06, 2007
a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money
by c,lewis October 24, 2006
Person 1: Did you hear Duke didn't offer him a basketball scholarship but Kentucky did?
Person 2: It was probably because he is black and from Detroit.
Person 1: Yea man, Fuck Duke Basketball
Person 2: It was probably because he is black and from Detroit.
Person 1: Yea man, Fuck Duke Basketball
by bogden31 June 06, 2013