I'll Dew You!

a phrase only associated with a certain tall commie.
"I'll Dew You!"
by Dude Major February 08, 2004
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Mountain Dew Tradwife

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).
I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

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by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022
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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 05, 2010
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mountain dew pitch black

THe best NEW soda ever, has a refreshing grape taste.
YO nigga hook me up wi sum mountain dew pitch black!
by donkeykongpuncher September 07, 2004
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dew neh low mo

An ancient vulgar Japanese/Chinese swear expression used very derogatorily with a meaning roughly..."you stinking motherless whore" or "up your mother's..."
Paul : "You'll leave the office when your work is done and not before!"

Choy: "dew neh low mo" (said under her breath....)
by Josef Gramsci April 29, 2008
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mountain dew pitch black

Great pop that got discontinued and hopefully comes back. Nicknamed "Nigga Juice"
Man gimme 50 cent i want some nigga juice.
by TacoJohn May 03, 2005
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knock the dew off the lily

"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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