Ping ding

Fat shit that can get stuck in your ass

Ping dingHey can you grab this huge shit out my ass

by Tyron10 July 08, 2019

Ding-Along

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass

Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.

by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

ding dong

A code name for an annoying whore who always talks about herself.

This bitch is such a ding dong.

by Big Daddy2675 October 30, 2017

Ding Dong

to ring a doorbell

"ding dong" i'll get it

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 10, 2003

hum ding

a girl who is ugly as f**k

mate, she is seriously hum ding

by buzz May 27, 2004

ding dong

A word used to exlaim various forms of exasperation or frustration. It is a very versatile word.

1.What the ding dong?!
2. Flippin, ding dong...(insert noun)

by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006

Ring ring my ding ding

To ask someone to call your phone.

' Yo G, ring ring my ding ding '
' Can you ring ring my ding ding when you get home'
' I aint ring ringed your ding ding in time'
' I can't hear you, I beg you ring ring my ding ding'

by Lol806 November 23, 2011