CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Crackhead

David

David is a crackhead

by Stripperlady November 26, 2019

National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.

Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."

by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021

Roblox Crackhead

A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in

You: The server is full of roblox crackheads

by Dababyballs February 15, 2023

crackhead

a crackhead is usually what VSCO girls call them selves.

vsco girl: (does anything)
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg

vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk

by sdlfifbsupinaev dfakghbarpA October 12, 2019

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Tay is a crackhead

it means that Noah is an eshay but at school, he hides it if you want any of the goods hit him up lad.

Tay is a crackhead and loves scissor fights

by Noah The Eshay December 18, 2019