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Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.
He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022
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Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness
by evevev July 7, 2021
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Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022
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