busted milk

to have jizzed in your pants.

oh, excuse me, i’ve just busted milk.

by the_massive October 9, 2017

mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.

We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018

milk drinker

An insult / derogative term deriving from the video game Skyrim, often used by City Guards to suggest a person is weak and / or young / inexperienced.

Possible explanations:
Young babies drink milk from their mother's breasts.
and / or
Those who can't handle mead or ale instead drink milk.
and / or
Milk in Skyrim will restore a Warrior's resource for hard-hitting sword swings. Those who require Milk for this purpose would likely be lower-level, and inexperienced.

Don't be such a milk drinker.

by Dovahkiin & M'aiq the Liar March 4, 2012

Milk Marketing

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.

I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.

by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018

psychedelic milk

The term used for when a person CLAIMS to have been enlightened via the help of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, or DMT, and portrays a figure that is knowledgeable on the effects and culture of such things, but in reality is nothing more than an attention driven asshole thats ego is just as far up his ass as the next, leaving him in a soup of psychedelic milk. Big if true.

Koi Fresco found himself in a mess of psychedelic milk when he realized his viewers began to feel like they were watching a salesperson whoring for clicks talk about drugs that can open your mind into the next realm.

by pordurr February 11, 2019

Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience

Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver

by jagimo December 1, 2009